Intel will predict the weather in Russia

Intel is in conjunction with the Federal Service for Hydrometeorology and Environmental Monitoring ( Roshydromet ) plans to establish a competence center for high performance computing in the field of hydrometeorology.

The Protocol on the establishment of the center was signed by the Vice President, General Manager, Digital Enterprise Group Corporation Tom Kilroy (Thomas M. Kilroy) and the head of Hydromet, president of the World Meteorological Organization Alexander Bedritsky.

The hardware base for the new center will Roshydromet complexes of multi-core Intel server platforms and infrastructure customer solutions based on Intel vPro processor technology.

One of the first points of the program of modernization and re- equipping of the world will Meteorological Center in Moscow, the SGI Altix 4700 supercomputer with peak performance of 11 TFlops. It is based on 832 dual-core Intel Itanium 9140 the latest generation of. The computer is also equipped with a cluster of SGI ICE 8200 with a peak performance of 16 TFlops on the basis of 354 45- nm quad- core Intel Xeon processors 5400 series.

In addition, in the northern capital is currently testing the SGI Altix 4700 system based on 54 dual-core Intel Itanium 9040, having a peak performance of 0.7 TFlops. This year, a similar setup will be introduced in two regional centers, the World Meteorological Organization: Novosibirsk and Khabarovsk.

GI Altix 450, a position for 8-12 Intel Itanium processors 9140 beautify and improve the work environment centers in St. Petersburg, Vladivostok, Nizhny Novgorod, Krasnoyarsk and Rostov- on-Don. Total for the next two years, new servers and PCs will be installed in more than 90 organizations Roshydromet.

The new system of registration of Google Accounts

Google has decided to change the principle of registration of its new users. Now, the newcomers will have to ask not only a unique ID and password, and specify your gender, your mobile phone (optional), and of the date of birth. And you will automatically register not only all the services Google, but also open up access to a very successful social networking Google Plus! . join. our community and be aware of all the events!.

Where and how to pour a video?

What about 30 minutes answering the questions, I just I'll never know. Did have to put yourself adobe premier, to at least do something with these fucking commercials?.

Yandex in its worst traditions refused to suck videos. YouTube due to their ten- withered away. I sit, scratching their heads. Again the sea hemorrhoids because of trivial issues.

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Electronic paper Epson

Epson Company presents its new electronic paper format is.
A4 or 34. 04 cm with a resolution of 3104? 4128 pixels, which is almost twice.
more than the previous version! .
- 10:1, but the reflection coefficient instead of 45 % was 40%. according to the.
of this prototype, after market research.
go into a series!.

How many times I was robbed

It just so happens that I have selected only the money. Three times like a. At school and in the first year. Just do not remember. But it looked just before the banal.

I was often shuttled home to parents. As a result, had to visit the station. That once ' asked ' to share it. The other two times were on the street. One of them is near the shopping center, the other - on the streets.

Each time it was the same. First, you are surrounded by a wall and squeeze two or three teenagers older than you. Once twisted the knife in front of me, you know this psychological trick: add, expand. Further pressure on the psyche of a request to share. Something like this ( try to Wait for memory ): ' You do realize that we can search you and take. but it is better if you get one myself all. '.

Losses were always small. It seems that once took 50 or $ 100. Location decent money for student. Starting from the age of 18, more than anything that has not happened. Why not? . Maybe I have become more cautious and to behave. Or maybe it's just such a strategy is a robber - pressing dough only to those who are younger and weaker.

My wife once tried to cut CellPhones. CellPhones - worthless, just that she was very small, and therefore bought. She wore it on a shoestring. There was one with a child on the street, had come with her ​​man. It is to the house, and he to the house. It is the entrance - and a sidecar, and he for her. She turned, and he has a knife and it extends to the neck. She screamed wildly and waved her hands. The man looked at her dumbfounded, waved his hand in the hearts, blurted out something like ' that's crazy ' and slowly walked away.

But one of my acquaintances are out of luck. Returned to work with my husband, he brought her to the door, and went out for cigarettes. When she enter into the entrance, as someone started to pull her handbag. She began to resist and scream. As a result, received a blunt head and a broken pair of fingers. Bag with your passport and other documents had gone to a new owner. It is clear that no one found. The passport recovered. The head and fingers recovered. A precipitate was.

It is clear that this can happen to anyone, but. if you follow some simple rules. , The probability of robbery is strongly reduced:.
- Walk down the brightly lit, familiar streets, preferably near the center of the pavement - then you will be hard to grasp the hand - at least you have time to react to the appearance of a stranger.
- By company (even if you have only two ) is unlikely to suit the purpose of robbery. Simply fill mug - perhaps, but from that I do not know what to advise.
- Do not stop and do not answer, just keep moving. Here the logic is simple: if you're staying, then you can proceed to the next stage. And if not, or run up to you - and thus reveal themselves, to think how to stop now. In obschem, I can remember only a couple of times for me were 30-40 meters, and then returned.
- Keep a confident, even if the soul is a thing of the heel.
- If you fall too, think that the more expensive - the money or health, and only then make a decision about their next steps.

We must understand that if you're not the champion of aikido, it is unlikely that will stand up against three or four. In this case I have a very simple rule: as long as nothing threatens the health of resistance is not necessary. If there was a threat - then begin to behave just crazy - and just beat -to-kill. Or roughly speaking, to kill. Madmen are afraid to even the most frostbitten bandits.

Finally the real story about an ordinary man, told to me by friends. His ex-wife is a familiar mechanic - muzhichina in general, but the average size in the shoulders sloping seven feet. This fellow lives in the troubled area of our town. One evening he came home after work. And stick to it six young thugs. Comrade is no struggle is not engaged, no skills, Special Forces - the usual tough guy. He killed two, and four are in intensive care. What killed, but their own knife. He himself received several stab wounds and fractures, but survived. The investigator said - justify.

Rather than comment on the 100 major science fiction books

Suddenly there was a discussion in the August report. 100 major science fiction books. She decided to speak to individual post.

I love lists and rankings of books with pleasure to publish in a blog. Compilation of all lists - business author and causing controversy. There will always be people who will disagree with one or the other. My goal - to interest such lists, you can always find something new or draw attention to the forgotten.

When I was collecting material on the popular literature of the project. 'From a bibliofobii bibliomania '. Then faced with many challenges, among them. ignorance. librarians (' I do not read ') and. lack. or. surplus. information. The librarian must understand and fiction, and detective stories, romance novels, and in. Can not read it all, but you need to have some guidance. So the question is - where? . But still it is - a tutorial. Where library materials on the subject, why are so few?.

The comments sounded. ' If this is done in our area, our librarians, really could not ask for advice from the club fiction ' Parallax '?'. and '. Many critiques of our klubovtsev fanzines reprinted in official publications '. Maybe we should tell us, librarians, of fiction, and the main directions of its books, having a credible base? . I think that such material will be needed for a long time, and readers, and library workers.

seminars

Initially the workshop was conceived as a training base for students without a three-day training. ' Start in the garage '. , Well, with this function, he coped well.

What's frustrating is that I once burned - we came a speaker from America, which started shipping people simple things and people is held for a long time. Were dissatisfied (although the event was also free ).

What's frustrating sereznye questions to the seminar will not make, they are very dependent on the company. And talking in general about this - seriously, if not useless. Each case has 10 solutions for different markets and companies.

He returned to the idea of ​​a two-day training for 4-5 teams of 2-3 people. At the entrance to the idea, the output of the project with sammari, presentation, calculation, market analysis, strategy. Agreed that a number of experts and investors to participate. For the first event will not take money, just try, but not all companies comin. If there is a wish - please write.

Who cares, next Thursday will be a stripped down version of the seminar in Lviv.

Produce or sell?

However, the truth, as usual, somewhere in the middle. Even the kids were clear that it is possible to produce megasuperprodukt, but without a widespread advertising campaign, he did not receive. It is also clear that for each product should have its own merchant. Writing a sea of ​​ads, make a logo, to invest in the formation of the concept - it is possible. But not for the fact that this is necessary, such as items, which in Russia two dozen potential buyers and a half competitor.

We have worked with a manufacturing company. An interesting little factory makes a unique equipment for the garment industry. Competitors - two and two in Europe. Clients - about five dozen in Russia and more than twenty already covered the negotiations or contracts. That will play a crucial role? . e. to sell)?.

Another example: the two companies to offset printing. One - the oldest in the city, usurped the global brand in the copy in the mind even when she was just a dealer of this brand. Staff hamovatye, prices - average speed of execution and quality - the average. And the second - the young, the policy of ultralow price bold in terms of advertising and promotion in the market, which has a large supply of liquidity at the expense of the parent company. Who will win? .

The third example. The advertising company with a fairly rudimentary level of understanding of what marketing is and how to sell advertising, making big, expensive campaign in the city simply because it has a selling manager's charismatic director, able to sell snow to Eskimos. Colleagues and competitors bite elbows with vexation, and a lot of negative feedback from customers, but the company continues to sell.

It is clear that an ideal - a synergy of sales and production. But experience shows that a culture of sales is almost completely absent in small business, and often in larger. T. e. Sales somehow itself is selling something. The manufacturers are engaged in something your not considering it necessary to share with prodazhnikami and often concealing from them the details and nuances. What happens in the end? .

Saves the day low level of education the clients themselves. Even a few lectures are not enough to explain the multi-variant, and it scares many. As I once passed, the client chose another company because I was 'something mutil ' and they said loud and clear. That's clearly the company is still not in the top, and God is with them.

However, over time, the client, investing hundreds of thousands of rubles anywhere, passes ' their universities ' and begins to ask the right questions, and generally to exercise unprecedented competence in question. And then a standard car sales began to unravel. It does not help either denigrating competitors or a price reduction, or the promise of unprecedented quality and speed. And what do you do?.

Why am I all that? . Read the forum artists working in the West, how they work with the traffic, as the value of each visitor and how to make a website that sells, not just pass through a traffic. Make the site a little, to do it so that every visitor to find what you need, and not left on the first page. Offer a product is small, should offer it so that the goods meet the expectations, and your explanation or proposal has been clear to the buyer.

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ANEC

- Well, then, you know, met Ivantsarevich, this very, Elena the Beautiful. So, without hesitation, they immediately fell in love, like, at a glance. And Ivantsarevich asked Helen the Beautiful, ' A cho, Lenuha, will you marry me! '.
- And what did she answer?.
- And did not answer! .


Laziness - a habit to rest in advance.

- And where are you going with this bunch?.
- I am a girl!.
- And that plastic flowers?.
- So I have a girl and a rubber.


Mama Sveta is weak in math,.
Light was born and therefore.


The woman behind the wheel - a creature that is stuck in traffic, which would not be if it was not there.

I know, too, studied anthropology, linguistics - but still think that the inhabitants of this planet can be divided into two types: non-Russian and Russian. A Russian can be divided into two subtypes: those who wish that they be spared and those who want them so jealous.

Self-control occurs when there is nobody more.

Imperceptibly peacekeepers are now calling those around the world that they want, then create.

- Cross-border disco ...

Commentary on demand for soft ' intuitive interface ': ' The only thing which has an intuitive interface, this woman's breasts. The rest - a matter of habit '.


After a hard week of work, he slept all weekend. By Sunday evening, was as a cucumber. At Monday night could not sleep for a long time. In the morning got very frustrated and pokovylyal work.


Elephants - a very intelligent animals. If an elephant wants to align the number of logs lying, then he will move them to the ends on one side, then the bypass and will move to another. If after that he will see that the first side logs are uneven, it will no longer move them.
This was told to children in 1st grade. At least it was 14 years ago.
But the question is, why is the elephant to do this garbage, there was some reason just yesterday.


Conducted a fashionable now testing before entering the first grade. A representative committee asks the kids. Show a picture: a sheet of paper in a circle painted flowers ( different), and in the middle - the cat.


Question:.
- What is too much?.
One cub is:.
- Nothing.
The question is repeated:.
- What do you think that too much?.
cub:.
- Nothing! .
- What's this?.
- Mac.
- What's this?.
- Bell.
- Well, here is what?.
- Rose.
- And this?.
- Cat.
- What is too much?.
- Nothing!.
Rises from the old dedok RONO and intonation Faina Ranevskaya asks:.
- Perhaps, my dear child, you tell us that this common?.
- Yes, she came here to shit.


He had recently had sex, erotic dream that he dreamed that he was engaged in masturbation.


Sergeant conducts training before landing on the island, occupied by the Japanese:.
- During the overcoming of the coastal strip be afraid of sharks and barracuda. On the beach look, do not step on a poisonous snake, a lot of them here. Do not pluck berries and fruits - can poison. Do not drink water from local sources - can get dengue fever. Also, watch out for predators and poisonous insects. All is clear, the issues are?.
- Yes, sir. Tell me, why do we need to win the Japanese have such an island?.



Nothing is so contagious as laughter boss!.

The book - an inexhaustible source for bags of sunflower seeds.


' Complete nonsense, nonsense, and nonsense nesusvetnoy ' Minister Ivanov called the statements of some bloggers that he does not know any other words than ' nonsense ', ' delusions ' and ' nonsense '.

- Why do not women blink during foreplay?.
- Not enough time.


When I was with my girlfriend cautiously looking for some conversation on the subject sample threesome, she gladly supports this idea, but I have created persistent sense that after all we are talking to a completely different topic.


For three days he studied the press, trying to figure out the name of Roman Abramovich.
Did not find.


And sex before the espalier is similar to the group action.


In bed, he is like God: do not snore!.


That was long ago. Two of my classmates, at the end of high school, come into the office director of the company, where they were assigned to work.
- Welcome! .
- Yes Are you lads, what profits? .


- The Moscow City Government has promised over the next five years to transfer the capital to one-way traffic.
- From Moscow.


Why are the Chinese so much?.
The British say I love you, German Ich liebe dich, and so on.
And the Chinese are quietly doing their job.


Often harder to compromise than to just go fuck.


No matter how they explain the medical morning erections. We, the programmers know - it's just start-up peripheral test.


- Honey, I do not want to be heard in our house these two terrible words: 'on the dick ', ' whore '!.
- Okay, but what these two words?.

Social anecdote of the USSR:.
- Dad, but as people used to do without elevators?.
- Yes, it was full of public toilets.


- The city smells only thee... Again shortages of hot water.


Thanks to Columbus, if not he would live amerikosy here in Europe.


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it is: whom do you love most - my father or mother?.
He: I like best ebatstsa. a father and mother, I respect immensely.


Telephone conversation:.
- Honey, what are you doing out there without me?.
- Oh, dear, one thing after another, then rinse a glass.


Alexander Druz offers hand and heart of his future wife: ' Come. Let's be friends. '.


- Honey, something I wanted to tell you. But! . What else I wanted to tell you something? . But! .


Maturity - this is when you look when choosing a car is not on the amount of horsepower and acceleration time to hundreds, and the amount of luggage and any number of revolutions of the regiment begins maksmalnogo torque.


When she came, it was so quiet that you could hear the blood fills the cavernous body.


Glamorous frightened skunk, and the room smelled Kenzo.


Dear girl! .


A country with such cars as we do not have the right to make fun of Chinese clothing!.


- What have you got so dirty?.
- We have just yesterday there was a dismantling of... well... as the disassembly of the exhaust!.
- Oh, how cute!.
- Milo, I am to you now a scar on his back in the form of a bell will show, very nice.


- Hey, long time no see! What are you doing now?.
- Movies I Have.
- What?.
- What are those in the cinema and take off.


From what fools the law is not written, does not mean that they do not participate in his writing.


- If I jump into the water, you save me?.
- And when I say ...


- My dear, my daughter again saw.
- Fuck! .


- She said that her mother going to the cottage, and came dressed in aspirated. you have a strange relationship!.


Honesty - this is when 20% of the salary received in the fund you give ' Saving the Amazon forest '.
Entrepreneurship - it's knowing that there are many honest, a fund ' Rescue the Amazon forest '.

In large families are selfish grow crippled.


Sisyphean labor Sisyphean task. Where Sisyphean smoke break?.


If the gate of the smell of the toilet - this means that the toilet is just there and there is no.


I sit. Smell of burning. scared. I thought a computer on fire!. Garbage, it's a fire at the neighbors.


Not so hard to get on their feet, like to get off the couch.


' Peace, peace' sounds good, but the ' peasant - woman ' more substantial.


Remorse is primarily reflected in the nails.


A man tells his friend:.
- Yesterday, we kicked cool, but after I took Vaska home and quietly put to bed to his wife did not notice. And today I learned that Vaska for three days in trip.


Artificial intelligence is found in humans.


Illiterates have to dictate the.


Champagne ' widow Klitschko '.


Head collects all the subordinates in his office, sitting for a long time, look at them this way and that, then says:.
- I brought you here because you - puzzle!.


Interesting facts:.
- Swallowed food reaches the stomach in 7 seconds.
Hair - man can withstand the weight of 3 kg.
-Male sex organ at an average of 3 times the length of the thumb.
Hipbone, stronger concrete ( in a healthy person ).
The heart of woman - beating faster than male.
On each leg, man is about 100 billion bacteria.
- Women blink 2 times more likely than men.
- Human skin (on average) weighs 2 times larger than its brain.
- Your body uses 300 muscles to maintain balance when we are.
The women finished reading, and men are still busy measuring the thumb and counting!.


And remember the lean years? .


'Now I will translate you this amount by the maxillofacial account! '.


When officials plunder faster than the nation produces, they claim that people are not able to work.


- Natasha, my parents now go to the theater.
- With an overnight stay?.
- Not for the weekend, damn!.


Russian man is able to do something in mind was not, and think about what will never be made.

- Monsieur Bonaparte, what are your orders?.
- WAR! .
- A great plan!.
- Then go to Spain and Italy!.
- A great plan!.
- You will need to capture still Holland!.
- Why?.
- A great plan!.


- Living within our means, as a family car, my family could afford only the ' Opel '. - Talked with his executive secretary of the Savings Bank Chairman Gref.
It is not at all meant, but it was too late.


Who works all day, to earn money once.


If brevity - the sister of talent, the most talented graffiti that I saw on the wall of a public toilet: in the upper right corner of the large blue letter ...


Today at 6:45 am at the plant was delivered to the body fitter Petrova, where it has not regained consciousness, began to work.


- Our chef is going to go.
- How do you know?.
- And he called me yesterday and said: ... '.


Russian National Football Team was once again in crisis, and in very deep.


Helpful Hint.
If you buy on the market dumplings, open it, throw all the stuffing and put back the meat, you get a very personal.


- And I was a child imprisoned on bread and water.
- Hungry, I suppose?.
- No. Just pop in the wet and crumbs.


The path to the heart of vegetarian strewn husk, peel and scraps.

Why are so afraid of their husbands their wives? .


- Honey, if you knew how I want caviar!.
- So buy a jar squash. Above it is always black.